yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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