Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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