omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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