I swear she didn't look like that last week.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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