butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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