Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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