you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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