i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
