How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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