I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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