i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
where am i from again
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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