my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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