ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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