Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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