too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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