When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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