belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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