i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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