haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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