quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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