I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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