I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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