you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
