You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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