About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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