Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish i was in the wii world.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize
