physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I understand Curling. That high.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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