I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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