thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
