That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I woke up under a house in Key West
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