you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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