So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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