i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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