btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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