Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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