he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
