so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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