It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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