Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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