If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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