Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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