i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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