Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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