I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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