do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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