My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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