When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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