on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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