if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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