Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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