I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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