C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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